Policeman Conned By Me… :)
Monday, November 27th, 2006Forgot to add in..this is the story where i conned the policemen who wanna saman me for talking phone while driving.
Incident happen @ Sunday @ 1800 hours, rushing to Yayasan Selangor Bukit Bintang working T.T (sad even sunday need work). Due to sien and bore, i called one my best friend to chit chat (YOWJENQYAN u cause me kena stop by police). It was a long way before the police stopped me. Tailed me for 1 -2 km. Walao ei… Dont why so hardworking… Hmm… salary not enough kua. He stopped me before the last traffic light to BB, beside the pudu jail and summon me to stop after the traffic light. Im thinking of turning left to pudu bus station direction to run away, but he keep looking at my car eventough he at in front, sigh… Have to follow him cross the road lo.
As usual, stopped car at aside, prepare for license to give him lo… Just before he move to my car( cos he parked his motor around 5m in front) I remember i have 2 x RM 50 inside my wallet. A flash time, i throw that 2x RM50 below my seat and just having RM 1 inside my wallet. Woooo…tactics…
So now its time to bet for kena summon or let me go… Gave him my license, he chitchat with me. Hoho… time to act now, pity face come out, sad emotion all out, of cos no need tear la. beg for mercy lo. As usual dialog : " Mau kena saman ah?"
My usual dialog " Officer huh, wallet i takde duit lagi,macam mana" show him my RM1, then move my hand to my car coins slot,open up, haha,,got another RM1 inside, took that out and put inside my wallet. I saw he copying my license information inside his notepad. Haha…mau rasuah huh? Again he asked "Betul betul mahu i saman lu ah? RM300 tau?" , My reply " Apa boleh buat, dua ringgat takkan encik mau juga ya?"Guess what he do later? Throw me back my license and signal me to go.. Haha he letting me go..Cool..
Once i drive away i wanna to show him my 2x RM50, but ha…dun wan like, Police man cant play play 1…haha…
So whenever you kena stop for something, try my way…. its just 50/50 dont blame me if u kena saman as i say b4, dont play play with P O L I C E M A N ;
Boyss and Gurlss, here i present you GOTCHA!* specially for you by Alfred aka the holy,
(refer the my nite @ maison for details)
Look at this pic where charles looking at
Pity my friends kena kap…
****JEFREE N KARREN IS INNOCENT,YEILIN IS VICTIM****
*PLS BE REMIND, GOTCHA! IS JUST FUN PURPOSE AND THIS AINT BRING ANY MEANING OR TRYING TO INSULT ANYONE. PICTURE ONLY WILL BE EXTRACT FROM THE OWNER CAMERA AND NOT OTHERS. PUBLISHER BEAR NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY CAUSE OF THIS PICTURE EITHER RELATED TO HIM DIRECTLY NOR THE PUBLISHER NOR EVERYONE IN THE PICTURE.
"Charles is drunk. Charles is holy. Charles is noble. Charles is gentle. Charles is highborn. Charles is humble. Charles is angelic. Charles is pure. Charles is clean. Charles is devoted. Charles is divine. Charles is pantheistic. Charles is righteous. Charles is spiritual. Charles is spotless. Charles is everything. Charles is perfect"
-Anonymous
this to saved me from beaten up..haha
